he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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