Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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