I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you never un-have a 4some
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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