She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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