glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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