chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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