and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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