I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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