haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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