Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Hippo gnu deer
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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