I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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