Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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