I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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