Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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