Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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