its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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