For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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