I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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