tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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