How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
