i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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