My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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