that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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