check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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