margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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