just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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