This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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