Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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