Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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