Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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