i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
well you can't waste a boner
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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