Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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