Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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