no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
