Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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