Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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