sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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