I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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