their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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