Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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