just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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