It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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