i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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