i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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