im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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