Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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