time to smoke my breakfast
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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