He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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