Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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