the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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