Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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