Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I would fuck him just for his dog
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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