why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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